An orphaned boy who saw his parents’ brutal murder decides to fight criminals by becoming Secretary of Defense and eventually Vice-President.

A Seattle police officer investigating the murder of a local teenager is forced to retreat to a Safe Zone in Canada to wait for her husband as he finds a cure for a global zombie pandemic.

A Jedi Knight sent to negotiate with the Trade Federation finds himself face to face with the worst toilet in Scotland.

With the help of his Native American sidekick, a Texas lawyer eats a peach in the Italian countryside.

A man-child finds that in order to graduate high school, he will have to care for his roommate’s illegitimate son.

An aging actress attempts a career resurgence through network roles and a reality show in order to impress her former classmates at their ten-year gathering.

An FBI agent infiltrates a notorious island prison by donning a bear costume to save a missing girl.

A technician at a memory institute is harboring a secret... he’s always angry.

While filming what is widely regarded as one of the worst films of all time, an actor-director is forced to self-amputate.

The loyal butler of a crime-fighting billionaire attempts to steal millions of dollars from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.